What grade would you give to your garage door?
Well, if you say C, you might be experiencing the same as the Tourist, movie review gave the film grade C and it says that it is not as clever as it seems and not as sexy either.
And C is the last letter that should be on your agenda for a movie and especially for your garage door, make sure you improve to A soon.
Unless they grade a movie A, I am not going to pay for the ticket, even if the sexiest man and woman are playing on it. The Tourist combines both, Johnny Depp, who plays an American tourist, he stumbles on a trap organized by Angelina Jolie, who plays a sexy British agent, you would expect electricity between those two, but critics say that it is not as exciting nor romantic as they had hoped for.
They claim the picture is okay, but it has not heat at all, and it is just another cheesy action-romance film, they say Johnny and Angelina has no chemistry together.
He was traveling from Paris to Venice on a train when Elise (Jolie) flirts with Frank (Depp). Elise is under surveillance because her lover is being accused of stealing billions of dollars from mobsters. Frank allows himself to fall for Elise's beauty and ends up being chased by the police because they mistaken him for Pearce, her lover.
Unfortunately what was supposed to be more like To Catch a Thief ends up being more like The Lives of Others instead and it seems that Depp who is more than capable of spreading his charms around, is muted, as if he had some chocolat, while Julie spreads her charms in every scene.
Well, after watching so many exotic locations you might be safer saving your money to travel around France and Italy, where you will experience true romance.
You definitely don't want to watch a C movie, much less have your friends give your garage door a C either, if it is too late to turn this movie into an A category, at least you can make your garage door turn into A in no time.